Bourbon Sunday

The older I get the more drunk I want to be

Resumé, or “thanks school”

I’m currently working on a professional resumé and one for a culinary school application. Someone tell me why I was never taught how to do this nonsense. While we were learning how to write the informative essay for the 13th time (THE DREADED 13!!!!!) you think someone would have said, “oh hey, here’s how to write a resumé. You maybe might possibly find this helpful at one point in your life.” A lot damn more helpful then knowing how to informatively write the instructions to making a PB&J sandwich, anyway.

 

So anyway, someone come finish this stupid thing for me so I can draw more pictures of dragons.

In all seriousness – I’m happy to look at it – I’ve done a lot of resumes and kinda think it’s fun. Email it to me and I’ll def edit it and make it look purdy.

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Oh awesome! When I finish it up I’ll send it your way. Thanks!

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